I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman