If you lie to the government, they'll put you in prison
But when they lie to all of us, it's called being a politician
You think taking guns away will save our kids from the killin's
But you're pro-choice, abortion kills way more children
If America's so terrible and racist
It probably isn't safe to encourage immigration, just sayin'
All the contradictions are embarrassing
You know who hates America the most? Americans
Trigger warnings used to be on TV for seizures
And now they're everywhere to protect millennials' feelings